Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?
Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"
Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐ฅ can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.
Azima (Guest) on October 31, 2022
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Mchuma (Guest) on October 21, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 15, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Masika (Guest) on October 10, 2022
๐ This made my day!
Umi (Guest) on October 6, 2022
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 30, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 28, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Safiya (Guest) on September 27, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 27, 2022
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 16, 2022
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 16, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 10, 2022
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Mwajabu (Guest) on September 10, 2022
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 26, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Mgeni (Guest) on August 25, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 15, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Jamal (Guest) on August 8, 2022
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 8, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Shamsa (Guest) on August 6, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 28, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 26, 2022
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Maulid (Guest) on July 19, 2022
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Frank Macha (Guest) on June 30, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 22, 2022
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Omar (Guest) on June 20, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Fadhila (Guest) on June 17, 2022
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 15, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 9, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 5, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Yusra (Guest) on June 5, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Mchuma (Guest) on June 2, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 26, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 23, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Kheri (Guest) on May 9, 2022
๐ Perfect joke!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 4, 2022
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 17, 2022
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Habiba (Guest) on April 14, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Muslima (Guest) on April 5, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Baraka (Guest) on March 1, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Omari (Guest) on February 24, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 24, 2022
๐ Too good!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 24, 2022
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 22, 2022
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 15, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Mwajabu (Guest) on February 5, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 20, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 11, 2022
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Wande (Guest) on January 6, 2022
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on January 3, 2022
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 21, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Sumaya (Guest) on December 15, 2021
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 14, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 9, 2021
๐ Added to my favorites!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 8, 2021
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Rahim (Guest) on December 6, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 4, 2021
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 28, 2021
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on November 15, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 14, 2021
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 6, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท