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Halima
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Nov 19, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 28, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 17, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Leila
Guest
Oct 11, 2022
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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James Mduma
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Oct 5, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Asha
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Nassar
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 4, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Mustafa
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 7, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 24, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Rahma
Guest
May 20, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Jabir
Guest
May 14, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
May 10, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 9, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Masika
Guest
Apr 8, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
😅 I needed that!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Farida
Guest
Mar 21, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Feb 28, 2022
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Feb 23, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Sofia
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Jaffar
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 2, 2022
😁 This just made my day!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 30, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Nov 9, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
