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Alice Jebet
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Dec 21, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Khatib
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 21, 2022
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 1, 2022
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 8, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Rehema
Guest
May 26, 2022
😅 I needed that!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 23, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 17, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 16, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 5, 2022
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Azima
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 13, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 5, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 18, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Yusra
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Nahida
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
