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Betty Akinyi
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Dec 8, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Mhina
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 27, 2022
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 1, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 22, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 25, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Issack
Guest
May 29, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 13, 2022
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 13, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 12, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 7, 2022
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 5, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 5, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 5, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 1, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Amir
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Juma
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Rehema
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Nassar
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
