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Catherine Mkumbo
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Dec 31, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 21, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Faiza
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Mtumwa
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Mwagonda
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 14, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Salum
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 9, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 30, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
May 25, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 23, 2022
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 20, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Halimah
Guest
May 6, 2022
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 21, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 21, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 22, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Daudi
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Shani
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 15, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
