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Dec 31, 2022
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
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Victor Mwalimu
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Dec 21, 2022
π I canβt stop laughing!
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Kassim
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Dec 6, 2022
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
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Kijakazi
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Nov 27, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Faiza
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Nov 21, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
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Rose Mwinuka
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Nov 17, 2022
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
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Mtumwa
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Nov 3, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
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Victor Sokoine
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Oct 18, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
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Mwagonda
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Oct 16, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
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Sarah Karani
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Oct 14, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
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Ali
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Oct 5, 2022
π You got me good!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Sep 29, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
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Robert Ndunguru
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Sep 15, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
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Maimuna
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Sep 14, 2022
π This joke just made my day!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
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Rose Mwinuka
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Aug 29, 2022
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
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Margaret Anyango
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Aug 22, 2022
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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Andrew Mchome
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Aug 20, 2022
This joke deserves an award! π
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Sharon Kibiru
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Aug 17, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
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Agnes Sumaye
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Aug 8, 2022
π Bookmarking this!
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Aug 8, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
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George Wanjala
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Jul 27, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
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Salum
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Jul 23, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
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Rose Mwinuka
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Jul 14, 2022
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jul 9, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
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Diana Mallya
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Jun 28, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
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Alice Jebet
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Jun 27, 2022
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
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Mzee
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Jun 17, 2022
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
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Charles Wafula
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May 30, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
May 25, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 23, 2022
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 20, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
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Halimah
Guest
May 6, 2022
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
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Rose Amukowa
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Apr 24, 2022
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Hassan
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Apr 19, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
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Ann Wambui
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Apr 2, 2022
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
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Fikiri
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Mar 21, 2022
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 21, 2022
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
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Nora Kidata
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Mar 15, 2022
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π
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Victor Sokoine
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Mar 3, 2022
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
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Alex Nyamweya
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Feb 22, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
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Daudi
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Jan 8, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
π Instant mood boost!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
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Shani
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 15, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ