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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 20, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Neema
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Tabu
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
😅 I needed that!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 26, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 22, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Shabani
Guest
May 18, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 21, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
😄 You got me!
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Azima
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 4, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 18, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Zuhura
Guest
Feb 17, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 2, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
