Mummies love rap music! 🎤🔥
Explanation: Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! 😄🕺🔥
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 3, 2022
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 17, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Ann Awino (Guest) on August 9, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Bakari (Guest) on August 8, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 4, 2022
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Kahina (Guest) on July 28, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Masika (Guest) on July 24, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 17, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 16, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 8, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 1, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 24, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 23, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 19, 2022
🤣 This one’s fire!
Asha (Guest) on June 14, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 13, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Kazija (Guest) on June 6, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 6, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Abdillah (Guest) on May 27, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 11, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Muslima (Guest) on May 9, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 7, 2022
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
David Chacha (Guest) on May 4, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 18, 2022
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 12, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Mohamed (Guest) on April 11, 2022
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
George Tenga (Guest) on April 9, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 7, 2022
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 4, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 1, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
George Ndungu (Guest) on March 30, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Khamis (Guest) on March 26, 2022
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Juma (Guest) on March 23, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 20, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Frank Macha (Guest) on February 24, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Ndoto (Guest) on February 23, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 19, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 17, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Abubakar (Guest) on February 8, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Amani (Guest) on February 7, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Halima (Guest) on January 26, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 19, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Irene Makena (Guest) on January 16, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 7, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Mwanais (Guest) on January 5, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 5, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 31, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 14, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 30, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 27, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 25, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 25, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 6, 2021
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Fatuma (Guest) on November 5, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 19, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 14, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Leila (Guest) on October 7, 2021
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 5, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 24, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Khalifa (Guest) on September 20, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙