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What runs but never walks?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Q: What runs but never walks? ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ A: A nose! ๐Ÿ‘ƒ

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! ๐Ÿ˜„

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