Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! ๐๐ฆท
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Amir (Guest) on October 26, 2022
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 26, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 19, 2022
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 8, 2022
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Azima (Guest) on September 29, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 15, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 11, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 10, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 2, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 24, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Khalifa (Guest) on August 8, 2022
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 3, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 1, 2022
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 29, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Zawadi (Guest) on June 28, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 26, 2022
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Rubea (Guest) on June 23, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 22, 2022
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Rashid (Guest) on June 15, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Biashara (Guest) on June 14, 2022
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 4, 2022
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Hawa (Guest) on May 30, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Baraka (Guest) on May 24, 2022
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 22, 2022
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 10, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 9, 2022
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 7, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 5, 2022
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 2, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 29, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 27, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Omari (Guest) on April 21, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Mchawi (Guest) on April 14, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 2, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
John Mushi (Guest) on March 14, 2022
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Biashara (Guest) on March 7, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 6, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Zainab (Guest) on February 24, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Zainab (Guest) on February 21, 2022
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Furaha (Guest) on February 20, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 16, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 16, 2022
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 15, 2022
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Neema (Guest) on February 13, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 10, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Warda (Guest) on February 3, 2022
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 25, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Zainab (Guest) on January 12, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Latifa (Guest) on January 8, 2022
๐ This is too funny!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 8, 2022
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 1, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Maimuna (Guest) on December 31, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 21, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Juma (Guest) on December 20, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Jaffar (Guest) on December 18, 2021
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 17, 2021
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Habiba (Guest) on December 16, 2021
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 15, 2021
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Fadhili (Guest) on November 29, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 27, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐