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Muslima
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Nov 13, 2022
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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Mtumwa
Guest
Nov 8, 2022
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
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George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 13, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Oct 5, 2022
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 3, 2022
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Salum
Guest
Oct 3, 2022
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 26, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Omari
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
๐ Rolling on the floor!
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
๐ This made my day!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Maimuna
Guest
May 31, 2022
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 23, 2022
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 21, 2022
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 18, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 17, 2022
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 15, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Jane Muthui
Guest
May 11, 2022
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
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Mchuma
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Masika
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
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Sofia
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
