Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Susan Wangari
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Sep 29, 2022
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Jackson Makori
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Sep 28, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Alice Jebet
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Sep 17, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Yusuf
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Sep 8, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Anna Malela
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Sep 7, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Jane Malecela
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Sep 4, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Janet Sumari
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Sep 2, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Betty Akinyi
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Aug 31, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Jafari
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Aug 26, 2022
😄 Nailed it!
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Sarah Mbise
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Aug 24, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Victor Kamau
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Aug 3, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Alice Mwikali
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Jul 31, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Ruth Kibona
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Jul 30, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Stephen Amollo
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Jul 24, 2022
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Sarafina
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Jul 13, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Robert Okello
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Jul 11, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Salum
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Jul 5, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Abdullah
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Jul 3, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Mwakisu
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Jun 17, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Amir
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Jun 16, 2022
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Abubakar
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Jun 16, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Daniel Obura
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May 31, 2022
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Anna Malela
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May 29, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Linda Karimi
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May 25, 2022
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Joy Wacera
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May 23, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Sarah Karani
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May 23, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Zawadi
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May 20, 2022
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Halimah
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May 12, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Grace Mushi
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May 10, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Bahati
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May 7, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Ann Awino
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May 3, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Mchuma
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May 2, 2022
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Muslima
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Apr 6, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Baraka
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Mar 28, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Salma
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Mar 26, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Bakari
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Mar 26, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Salma
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Mar 17, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Lucy Kimotho
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Mar 13, 2022
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Agnes Njeri
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Feb 28, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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John Lissu
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Feb 22, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Mary Kendi
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Feb 19, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Francis Njeru
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Feb 13, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Robert Okello
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Feb 12, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Farida
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Martin Otieno
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Feb 2, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Rose Kiwanga
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Jan 25, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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George Tenga
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Jan 25, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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David Kawawa
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Jan 24, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Nancy Kawawa
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Jan 19, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Michael Onyango
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Jan 18, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Miriam Mchome
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Jan 15, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Abdullah
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Jan 14, 2022
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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James Mduma
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Jan 9, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Paul Kamau
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Dec 26, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Dec 25, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Alex Nyamweya
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Dec 22, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Yusuf
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Dec 5, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
