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What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! πŸ™Œ

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji πŸ™Œ, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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πŸ‘₯ Sarah Mbise Guest Dec 3, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? πŸš—πŸ˜ 
πŸ‘₯ Mashaka Guest Nov 26, 2022
🀣 That punchline was unexpected!
πŸ‘₯ Elijah Mutua Guest Nov 20, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πŸ‘ΆπŸ€£
πŸ‘₯ Betty Kimaro Guest Nov 10, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎒🚻
πŸ‘₯ Raha Guest Nov 9, 2022
πŸ˜„ Nailed it!
πŸ‘₯ Mwanakhamis Guest Nov 8, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. πŸ’€πŸ”‹
πŸ‘₯ Grace Wairimu Guest Nov 6, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! πŸ‘»πŸš«
πŸ‘₯ Fadhili Guest Oct 27, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. πŸ†πŸ˜΄
πŸ‘₯ John Mushi Guest Oct 14, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? πŸ«β“
πŸ‘₯ Vincent Mwangangi Guest Oct 11, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! πŸ‘πŸ¦˜
πŸ‘₯ Mwinyi Guest Oct 6, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. πŸ’”πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘₯ Mohamed Guest Oct 2, 2022
🀣 That twist at the end, though!
πŸ‘₯ Hellen Nduta Guest Sep 16, 2022
πŸ˜‚ This joke just made my day!
πŸ‘₯ Tambwe Guest Sep 13, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! πŸš¦πŸš—
πŸ‘₯ Kahina Guest Sep 13, 2022
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πŸ’ΈπŸ˜­
πŸ‘₯ Stephen Amollo Guest Sep 9, 2022
πŸ˜‚ I’m sending this to everyone I know!
πŸ‘₯ Alice Wanjiru Guest Sep 8, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. πŸ€”πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ
πŸ‘₯ Grace Minja Guest Aug 29, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. πŸš—πŸ’΅
πŸ‘₯ Mwajabu Guest Aug 29, 2022
πŸ˜„ I can’t even breathe, so funny!
πŸ‘₯ Margaret Mahiga Guest Aug 27, 2022
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! πŸ€βœˆοΈ
πŸ‘₯ George Wanjala Guest Aug 2, 2022
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! πŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ“–
πŸ‘₯ Ramadhan Guest Jul 29, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘₯
πŸ‘₯ Stephen Malecela Guest Jul 23, 2022
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! πŸ₯šπŸ€£
πŸ‘₯ Diana Mallya Guest Jul 22, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! πŸ±β›°οΈ
πŸ‘₯ George Mallya Guest Jul 10, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
πŸ‘₯ Hawa Guest Jun 28, 2022
πŸ˜‚ I can’t stop laughing!
πŸ‘₯ John Mushi Guest Jun 19, 2022
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
πŸ‘₯ Jane Muthoni Guest Jun 16, 2022
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! πŸ¦žπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ
πŸ‘₯ John Mwangi Guest Jun 15, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! πŸ˜ƒ
πŸ‘₯ Zakia Guest Jun 5, 2022
I always give 100% at workβ€”12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... πŸ“…πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘₯ Fadhili Guest Jun 2, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
πŸ‘₯ Ruth Kibona Guest Jun 2, 2022
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! πŸ’©πŸŽ€
πŸ‘₯ Emily Chepngeno Guest May 28, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! πŸ˜†
πŸ‘₯ Abubakar Guest May 22, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
πŸ‘₯ Robert Okello Guest May 3, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! πŸ’§πŸ”₯
πŸ‘₯ Janet Mwikali Guest Apr 29, 2022
πŸ˜† I’m bookmarking this for later!
πŸ‘₯ Peter Tibaijuka Guest Apr 8, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πŸŸπŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈ
πŸ‘₯ David Ochieng Guest Apr 5, 2022
🀣 This one’s fire!
πŸ‘₯ Dorothy Nkya Guest Apr 4, 2022
πŸ˜† Rolling on the floor!
πŸ‘₯ Joyce Aoko Guest Mar 30, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
πŸ‘₯ Mohamed Guest Mar 17, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🀣
πŸ‘₯ Mwanaisha Guest Mar 15, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. πŸ§¦πŸŽ‰
πŸ‘₯ Moses Kipkemboi Guest Mar 13, 2022
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! πŸ“šπŸ’
πŸ‘₯ Fatuma Guest Mar 8, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! πŸ°πŸ›‹οΈ
πŸ‘₯ Maulid Guest Mar 6, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! πŸŒŠπŸ‘‹
πŸ‘₯ Catherine Naliaka Guest Feb 28, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. πŸ‘€πŸ§Ή
πŸ‘₯ Rahim Guest Feb 20, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! πŸ•°οΈπŸΎ
πŸ‘₯ John Lissu Guest Feb 4, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
πŸ‘₯ Linda Karimi Guest Feb 2, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. πŸ’πŸ˜†
πŸ‘₯ Charles Mchome Guest Jan 23, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸŒΎ
πŸ‘₯ Sarafina Guest Jan 15, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! πŸ₯«πŸš«
πŸ‘₯ Ruth Mtangi Guest Jan 13, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πŸΊπŸ˜‚
πŸ‘₯ Zulekha Guest Jan 11, 2022
🀣 This joke is too good!
πŸ‘₯ Lydia Mahiga Guest Jan 9, 2022
😁 Best laugh of the day!
πŸ‘₯ Ibrahim Guest Jan 2, 2022
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. β˜•πŸ˜†
πŸ‘₯ Nancy Kabura Guest Dec 31, 2021
πŸ˜† This one really got me!
πŸ‘₯ Mwajuma Guest Dec 27, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! πŸ¦‰πŸŽ©
πŸ‘₯ Latifa Guest Dec 27, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. πŸ€”
πŸ‘₯ Benjamin Masanja Guest Dec 24, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βœ‚οΈπŸ§΅
πŸ‘₯ Philip Nyaga Guest Dec 21, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! πŸš€πŸŽ‰

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