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Rahma
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
😁 This just made my day!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Maimuna
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Bahati
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Aziza
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Farida
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Salima
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
😄 You got me!
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Leila
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 31, 2022
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 25, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 24, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Kevin Maina
Guest
May 8, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Furaha
Guest
May 7, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 1, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Hawa
Guest
Mar 13, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 12, 2022
😆 That punchline!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
🤣 This one got me good!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 17, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 6, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jan 20, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Warda
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
😂 So funny!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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James Kimani
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 30, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Mwagonda
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
