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Which bus crossed the ocean?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Q: Which bus crossed the ocean? ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸšŒ A: The hippopota-"bus"! ๐Ÿฆ›๐ŸšŒ

Explanation: The joke plays on the word "bus" by incorporating a pun with the word "hippopotamus." By combining the words, we create a playful image of a hippopotamus driving a bus across the ocean, which is quite absurd and humorous. The use of the ๐ŸŒŠ emoji represents the ocean, while the ๐Ÿฆ› emoji represents the hippopotamus, adding a fun visual element to the joke.

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๐Ÿ‘ฅ Warda Guest Sep 11, 2022
Why donโ€™t skeletons fight each other? They donโ€™t have the guts. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฅ‹
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Khamis Guest Sep 10, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿฆท
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Josephine Nekesa Guest Sep 8, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ“…
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Janet Mwikali Guest Sep 2, 2022
๐Ÿ˜‚ This is too funny!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Margaret Mahiga Guest Aug 30, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ˜•
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Selemani Guest Aug 27, 2022
This joke is too funny, Iโ€™m sharing it with everyone! ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Alice Mwikali Guest Aug 21, 2022
Iโ€™d rather be someoneโ€™s shot of whiskey than everyoneโ€™s cup of tea. ๐Ÿฅƒโ˜•
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Anna Mahiga Guest Aug 16, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฏ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Zawadi Guest Aug 5, 2022
What do you call a snowmanโ€™s dog? A slush puppy! โ›„๐Ÿ•
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Zawadi Guest Aug 3, 2022
Why donโ€™t koalas make great detectives? Theyโ€™re terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Thomas Mwakalindile Guest Aug 3, 2022
๐Ÿคฃ That twist at the end, though!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Kenneth Murithi Guest Jul 31, 2022
Whatโ€™s a witchโ€™s favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ“–
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nancy Komba Guest Jul 30, 2022
Why donโ€™t skeletons go to scary movies? They donโ€™t have the guts! ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽฌ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Miriam Mchome Guest Jul 30, 2022
Iโ€™ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ถ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Kazija Guest Jul 17, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐Ÿ’ผ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwagonda Guest Jul 16, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donโ€™t like losing. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Anna Sumari Guest Jul 12, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โšฝ๐Ÿง 
๐Ÿ‘ฅ David Ochieng Guest Jun 28, 2022
๐Ÿ˜‚ This is a keeper!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Esther Cheruiyot Guest Jun 5, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Kheri Guest May 19, 2022
Why donโ€™t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Abdillah Guest May 10, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Peter Mwambui Guest Apr 25, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโ€™m not so sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Ahmed Guest Apr 22, 2022
Iโ€™m not weird, Iโ€™m limited edition. ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ˜œ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Azima Guest Apr 22, 2022
Why donโ€™t vampires like garlic? Itโ€™s a pain in the neck! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง„
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Christopher Oloo Guest Apr 16, 2022
Whatโ€™s a skeletonโ€™s least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Ahmed Guest Apr 16, 2022
๐Ÿ˜ Added to my favorites!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Selemani Guest Apr 12, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐Ÿฑโ›ฐ๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Anna Malela Guest Apr 10, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿท
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Frank Sokoine Guest Apr 9, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ’
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Rose Mwinuka Guest Apr 9, 2022
Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฌ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Ruth Mtangi Guest Apr 8, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘ต
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwakisu Guest Apr 6, 2022
Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite exercise? The plank! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆต
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Zakia Guest Mar 28, 2022
๐Ÿ˜† Totally hilarious!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Furaha Guest Mar 28, 2022
Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜„
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Ruth Kibona Guest Mar 26, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Canโ€™t get enough! ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Amir Guest Mar 25, 2022
๐Ÿคฃ This joke just made my whole day!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Umi Guest Mar 19, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅต
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Anna Mahiga Guest Mar 8, 2022
I donโ€™t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Asha Guest Mar 3, 2022
๐Ÿ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Victor Mwalimu Guest Mar 3, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โ›ณ๐Ÿ‘–
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Linda Karimi Guest Feb 27, 2022
If weโ€™re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ’ก
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Jane Muthoni Guest Jan 31, 2022
I run like the winded. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Chum Guest Jan 27, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ป
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Fikiri Guest Jan 10, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Farida Guest Jan 5, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ™ƒ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Sarah Karani Guest Jan 1, 2022
๐Ÿคฃ This oneโ€™s fire!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Edith Cherotich Guest Dec 31, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Grace Wairimu Guest Dec 23, 2021
Why donโ€™t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโ€™re so good at it! ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒณ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ John Mushi Guest Dec 23, 2021
Why donโ€™t scientists trust stairs? Theyโ€™re always leading you up to something! ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿชœ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ John Kamande Guest Dec 18, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿคก
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Anna Malela Guest Dec 13, 2021
๐Ÿ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Leila Guest Dec 8, 2021
Sometimes I drink waterโ€”just to surprise my liver. ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Agnes Sumaye Guest Nov 15, 2021
Why donโ€™t crabs give to charity? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ’ฐ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ David Ochieng Guest Nov 12, 2021
๐Ÿ˜† Still cracking up!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Andrew Odhiambo Guest Nov 10, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‹
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Khadija Guest Nov 6, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโ€™t peeling well! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค’
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mazrui Guest Oct 21, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’”
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Hellen Nduta Guest Oct 17, 2021
๐Ÿ˜‚ I canโ€™t stop laughing!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Jane Muthui Guest Oct 14, 2021
๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m seriously crying over here!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Warda Guest Oct 13, 2021
Whatโ€™s brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ˜‚

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