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Rose Lowassa
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Oct 25, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Leila
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 5, 2022
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 3, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 1, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 22, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Khamis
Guest
Sep 19, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 17, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Makame
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Warda
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Shamim
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 9, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Rehema
Guest
May 31, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
May 29, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Sumaya
Guest
May 25, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 22, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 11, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Sharifa
Guest
May 4, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Ndoto
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Juma
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Yahya
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
😂 So funny!
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Masika
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Amani
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Zainab
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
