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Mzee
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Nov 28, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Nov 24, 2022
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
😄 You got me good!
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Jane Malecela
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Nov 8, 2022
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 7, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 28, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Nahida
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Salma
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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David Chacha
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Oct 1, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Sep 22, 2022
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Sep 19, 2022
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Maneno
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Issack
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Kazija
Guest
May 31, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 20, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 19, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Tambwe
Guest
May 19, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Robert Okello
Guest
May 15, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 14, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Kahina
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Apr 29, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Edward Chepkoech
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Apr 27, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Wande
Guest
Apr 25, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Leila
Guest
Apr 1, 2022
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mwalimu
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Mar 30, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 24, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Wande
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
