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Grace Mligo
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Oct 16, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 11, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 19, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 8, 2022
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 23, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mustafa
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Halima
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Leila
Guest
Jul 12, 2022
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Masika
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 29, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 29, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 22, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 19, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 16, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 10, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 7, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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David Nyerere
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 1, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Aziza
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Ann Awino
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Kassim
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Masika
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 30, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Shani
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Wande
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Abdullah
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Salum
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Sumaya
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
