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Francis Mrope
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 3, 2022
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 26, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Sharifa
Guest
Sep 4, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Husna
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 25, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 10, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
🤣 This joke is just too good!
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Raha
Guest
Jun 25, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Farida
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Kazija
Guest
May 29, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Wande
Guest
May 24, 2022
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Sharifa
Guest
May 21, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 20, 2022
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 19, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Kahina
Guest
May 16, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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David Ochieng
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Majid
Guest
Apr 1, 2022
🤣 This one got me good!
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 24, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Mar 5, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 25, 2022
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Binti
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 18, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
