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Nassar
Guest
Oct 1, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 14, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 10, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Issack
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Amina
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Raha
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 25, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 25, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Shamim
Guest
May 28, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 10, 2022
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 8, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 5, 2022
🤣 Sending this now!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 25, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Maida
Guest
Feb 8, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Salum
Guest
Jan 24, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
🤣 This joke is too good!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Maida
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Leila
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
😁 This is gold!
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Nassor
Guest
Nov 8, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
😄 Too good!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
