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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 1, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Salum
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
😂 This is too funny!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
😁 This made my day!
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 24, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 20, 2022
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Makame
Guest
May 3, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 8, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 16, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 13, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Mhina
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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David Musyoka
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Makame
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
🤣 This one got me good!
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Habiba
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Halima
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Nchi
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Nashon
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
