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Status za Whatsapp za Wazungu na Wabongo

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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STATUS ZA WAZUNGU kwenye Whatsapp vere vere kliaaa…
πŸ‘‰sick
πŸ‘‰at movie
Β πŸ‘‰ in a meeting2
πŸ‘‰ kind of happy,, πŸ‘‰busy,,
πŸ‘‰available
πŸ‘‰Driving
πŸ‘‰sleeping

STATUS ZA WABONGO SASA MBUTA NANGA MBONGO NGAFU

"Akutake nani una shepu la Kitorondo utaishia kumegwa na kuachwa

"Watu tuna nyota za Chips Mayai sio wewe mwenye Nyota ya Punda,halulaaa"

πŸ‘ŒKantangazeee ndo Kwanza naanza na ntakukomesha Mwanaharamu we!

😍 I love yu so much ur my only one,No one lyk yu and I mean it 🎢 Yu ma numba1 ma sweet sweet namba1 roho yangu mama,,

πŸ‘ Asante 😍 vimenitoshaaa tena kama ulijua 😘😘😘😘😘,

πŸ’ͺ unajifanya simba kumbe nyau mimi ndo maji kama hujanioga utaninywaa,

πŸ™ˆ nauza Ubuyu kwa bei nafuuu kama unataka inbox me plz

πŸ˜” poleee jaman utapona wangu,,,

πŸ’ͺ utalijua jiji na chuki zako walingia na tako wakati hadi nyani analo kitu sura dada…

😑 usinisemeshe usiniongeleshe tena utaniambia vizur ulikuwa wapi..

😷 mdomo kaumbiwa mwanadamu ongeeni nyie me sijali ya wanafiki nafanya yangu huna hadhi ya kujibiwa na mimi
pamoja na ya kwako ulowekaπŸ™ˆπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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Mwajuma (Guest) on December 13, 2018

πŸ˜† Hiyo punchline!

Masika (Guest) on December 2, 2018

πŸ˜ƒ Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 6, 2018

Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🀣🀣

James Kawawa (Guest) on October 8, 2018

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Mwalimu (Guest) on August 27, 2018

Umeimaliza kabisa, kichekesho gani! πŸ˜„

James Mduma (Guest) on August 13, 2018

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Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 11, 2018

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John Lissu (Guest) on July 21, 2018

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Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 18, 2018

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

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Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 4, 2018

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

Khamis (Guest) on April 23, 2018

Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! 😁

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 26, 2018

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Rabia (Guest) on March 18, 2018

Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha sanaβ€”imebamba! 🀣

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 16, 2018

Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! πŸ˜„πŸ˜†

Husna (Guest) on March 15, 2018

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! πŸ“Œ

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 8, 2018

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 26, 2018

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho kamili!

Khalifa (Guest) on February 22, 2018

🀣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 19, 2018

πŸ˜‚ Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

Farida (Guest) on February 16, 2018

Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! πŸ˜„

George Mallya (Guest) on February 10, 2018

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! πŸ˜†

Habiba (Guest) on February 2, 2018

🀣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!

Josephine (Guest) on January 15, 2018

πŸ˜„ Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 13, 2018

πŸ˜† Ninakufa hapa!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 16, 2017

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Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 21, 2017

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Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 15, 2017

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 14, 2017

πŸ˜† Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

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John Kamande (Guest) on September 15, 2017

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Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 12, 2017

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 11, 2017

Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! πŸ˜‚

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 26, 2017

Umesema kweli! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 18, 2017

Brilliant! Muda wake ulikuwa kamili! ⏰

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 4, 2017

Nimecheka hadi machozi 🀣😭

George Mallya (Guest) on July 30, 2017

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

Nahida (Guest) on July 29, 2017

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 21, 2017

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πŸ˜† Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 12, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu sana!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 10, 2017

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 2, 2017

πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

Baraka (Guest) on March 29, 2017

Hii kichekesho inastahili tuzo! πŸ†

Leila (Guest) on March 24, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 19, 2017

Hii imenibamba sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 11, 2017

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Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 7, 2017

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John Lissu (Guest) on February 25, 2017

Hii ni joke ya kipekee! πŸ€£πŸ‘Œ

Mustafa (Guest) on February 19, 2017

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji hii!

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