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Kilichompata huyu anayependa kusoma SMS za watu kwenye daladala

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Jana nilipanda daladala nikapata seat nikaketi, nikawa nimejiachia ninachati kwenye simu yangu(Smart phone), kukawa na jamaa kasimama pembeni yangu, ye hakupata seat. Sasa akawa anasoma message zangu bila aibu yani anafutilia ninavyochati…

Basi nikasema ngoja nimtie Adabu mshenzi huyu…. Nikacheck saa yangu yamkononi kisha nikatext: "Oya Ben Kwaheri bwana, zimebaki sekunde 30 tu hili bomu💣 lilipuke… najua hatutaonana tena, nitunzie Familia yangu, wambie nawapenda sana…" Yule jamaa akajirusha dirishani……😂😅

kwani mi napenda ujinga xx 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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👥 Anna Kibwana Guest Apr 17, 2017

😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

👥 Elizabeth Malima Guest Apr 12, 2017

😂 Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!

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Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😆😂

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Hii imenifurahisha kweli! 😆😂

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Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😊😅

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Mna talent ya jokes! 👏😂

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Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😆

👥 Rukia Guest Jan 10, 2017

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣

👥 Christopher Oloo Guest Dec 9, 2016

😂 Ninaituma hii kwa kila mtu ninayemjua!

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😂 Ninashiriki mara moja!

👥 Janet Sumari Guest Nov 8, 2016

😄 Sikutarajia hiyo ikitokea!

👥 Monica Adhiambo Guest Nov 2, 2016

Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁

👥 Zawadi Guest Oct 18, 2016

Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! 😆

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Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏🤣

👥 Elizabeth Mtei Guest Sep 29, 2016

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👥 Jane Malecela Guest Sep 24, 2016

😄 Kali sana!

👥 Michael Mboya Guest Sep 2, 2016

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣

👥 Jacob Kiplangat Guest Aug 24, 2016

Huu ucheshi hauna kifani! 🤣🔥

👥 Joy Wacera Guest Aug 21, 2016

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

👥 Richard Mulwa Guest Aug 8, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🤣😊

👥 Patrick Mutua Guest Jul 22, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! 😂👏

👥 Charles Mboje Guest Jul 11, 2016

😃 Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

👥 Mzee Guest Jun 5, 2016

😅 Bado ninacheka!

👥 Anthony Kariuki Guest Jun 3, 2016

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😊😂

👥 James Malima Guest May 21, 2016

Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🤣🤣

👥 Elizabeth Mrope Guest May 17, 2016

Huyu alikuwa na point! 😂👌

👥 David Ochieng Guest May 5, 2016

🤣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!

👥 Frank Macha Guest Apr 29, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! 😊😂

👥 Charles Wafula Guest Mar 17, 2016

Hii imenikuna sana! 😆😅

👥 Brian Karanja Guest Mar 14, 2016

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! 😂🤣

👥 Catherine Naliaka Guest Feb 11, 2016

Nimefurahia sana hii joke! 😅😂

👥 Rose Mwinuka Guest Jan 24, 2016

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! 📌

👥 Janet Mwikali Guest Jan 1, 2016

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

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👥 Halima Guest Oct 18, 2015

Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁

👥 David Nyerere Guest Sep 4, 2015

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂🤣

👥 Elizabeth Mrema Guest Sep 4, 2015

Hii ni joke ya kipekee! 🤣👌

👥 Monica Adhiambo Guest Aug 19, 2015

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😊😆

👥 Anna Kibwana Guest Aug 10, 2015

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! 😂😅

👥 Joseph Kitine Guest Aug 8, 2015

😄 Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!

👥 Simon Kiprono Guest Jul 28, 2015

🤣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

👥 Diana Mumbua Guest Jul 26, 2015

Sikutarajia hiyo punchline—kichekesho! 🤣

👥 John Lissu Guest Jul 25, 2015

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! 😆

👥 Esther Nyambura Guest Jul 23, 2015

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

👥 Frank Macha Guest Jul 6, 2015

Kweli mna ucheshi! 😂🤣

👥 Frank Sokoine Guest Jun 30, 2015

Hii ni bomba sana! 🤣👍

👥 Ruth Kibona Guest May 19, 2015

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👥 Charles Mchome Guest May 18, 2015

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👥 Alice Wanjiru Guest May 15, 2015

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👥 Edwin Ndambuki Guest Apr 29, 2015

Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! 😂

👥 Peter Mbise Guest Apr 18, 2015

😄 Umeshinda mtandao leo!

👥 Philip Nyaga Guest Apr 12, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! 😄😅

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