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Issa
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Jan 12, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Dorothy Nkya
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Dec 28, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Wande
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Rukia
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Masika
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 5, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Chum
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Makame
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Shamsa
Guest
May 31, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 31, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 29, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Rukia
Guest
May 26, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 19, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 14, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Makame
Guest
May 5, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Nancy Komba
Guest
May 4, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Neema
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Nashon
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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James Mduma
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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David Chacha
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Daudi
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Salma
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
😄 You got me good!
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Tambwe
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
