How do you catch a polar bear?

Sultan (Guest) on December 14, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 13, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 13, 2021

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 10, 2021

😄 You got me!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 4, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 4, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Bakari (Guest) on December 3, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 23, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 14, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Halimah (Guest) on November 14, 2021

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 4, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 23, 2021

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 23, 2021

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Jamal (Guest) on October 6, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 2, 2021

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 29, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Arifa (Guest) on September 18, 2021

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Mjaka (Guest) on September 17, 2021

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 6, 2021

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 4, 2021

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

John Malisa (Guest) on August 31, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 16, 2021

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Daudi (Guest) on July 23, 2021

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 23, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mwajabu (Guest) on July 21, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 29, 2021

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 21, 2021

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

James Mduma (Guest) on June 10, 2021

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 9, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Hawa (Guest) on May 30, 2021

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 29, 2021

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 23, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 23, 2021

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Nyota (Guest) on May 23, 2021

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Ahmed (Guest) on May 22, 2021

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 17, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 16, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 15, 2021

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 11, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Neema (Guest) on May 7, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 27, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 29, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Nashon (Guest) on March 28, 2021

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Mchawi (Guest) on March 15, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Azima (Guest) on March 6, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Ndoto (Guest) on March 3, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Khamis (Guest) on February 23, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 20, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

George Tenga (Guest) on February 15, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Halima (Guest) on February 7, 2021

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 18, 2021

😆 This one really got me!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 18, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 14, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Mashaka (Guest) on January 10, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 7, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 7, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 3, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 2, 2021

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 19, 2020

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 15, 2020

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️