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Elizabeth Mrema
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Oct 16, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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James Kimani
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Omari
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Wande
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Jabir
Guest
May 24, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 23, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 7, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 7, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 5, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Wande
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 4, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Warda
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
