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Jane Muthui
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Oct 14, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Samuel Were
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Oct 9, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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James Kawawa
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Oct 4, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Kenneth Murithi
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Oct 1, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Nora Kidata
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Sep 28, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
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Victor Malima
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Sep 27, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Sep 27, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Margaret Mahiga
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Sep 27, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Anna Mahiga
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Sep 21, 2021
😅 I needed that!
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Sep 20, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Agnes Njeri
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Sep 19, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Sharifa
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Sep 15, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Janet Mbithe
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Sep 15, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Abdillah
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Sep 13, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Victor Malima
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Sep 4, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Edith Cherotich
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Sep 1, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Mohamed
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Aug 23, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Yusra
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Aug 22, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Lucy Mahiga
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Aug 18, 2021
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Kevin Maina
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Aug 17, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Janet Mwikali
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Aug 13, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Margaret Mahiga
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Aug 6, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Maulid
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Jul 30, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Sofia
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Jul 23, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Lucy Mahiga
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Jul 18, 2021
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Fadhila
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Jul 14, 2021
😄 You got me good!
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Sharon Kibiru
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Jul 8, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Sarah Achieng
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Jul 8, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Safiya
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Jun 28, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Zainab
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Jun 26, 2021
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Chum
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Jun 24, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Tabu
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Jun 24, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Simon Kiprono
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Jun 13, 2021
😄 You got me!
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Anna Sumari
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Jun 8, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Daudi
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Jun 1, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Fatuma
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May 30, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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David Ochieng
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May 21, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Betty Akinyi
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May 21, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Charles Mchome
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May 17, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Mwagonda
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May 10, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Khadija
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May 2, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Stephen Kangethe
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May 2, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Alex Nakitare
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Apr 26, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Sekela
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Apr 25, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Samuel Were
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Apr 24, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Joyce Aoko
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Apr 20, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Elizabeth Malima
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Apr 19, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mwanahawa
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Apr 18, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Monica Nyalandu
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Apr 12, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Mwanakhamis
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Apr 4, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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James Malima
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Apr 4, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Rose Waithera
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Apr 3, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Abubakar
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Mar 26, 2021
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Husna
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Mar 6, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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John Kamande
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Feb 24, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Joyce Mussa
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Feb 23, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Binti
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Feb 15, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Mwagonda
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Feb 14, 2021
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Anthony Kariuki
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Feb 14, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Joy Wacera
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Feb 13, 2021
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
