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Samuel Omondi
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Sep 17, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Omari
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Wande
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Chum
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
😆 Saving this one!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Kheri
Guest
May 13, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
May 5, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Khalifa
Guest
May 1, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Nchi
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Daudi
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Nuru
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
😄 Perfect joke!
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
