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David Chacha
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Aug 28, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Fikiri
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Aug 26, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Halima
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Aug 24, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Rukia
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Aug 6, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mary Sokoine
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Aug 5, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Yusra
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Esther Nyambura
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Jul 20, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Betty Kimaro
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Jul 3, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 1, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Alice Mrema
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Jun 29, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Khamis
Guest
May 21, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Mary Kidata
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May 12, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Shabani
Guest
May 10, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Aziza
Guest
May 4, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Kheri
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Apr 30, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Zulekha
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Apr 26, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 24, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Thomas Mtaki
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Apr 15, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Hellen Nduta
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Apr 12, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Jafari
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Mar 30, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Baridi
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 13, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Mwinyi
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Jabir
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Feb 27, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Omari
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Sarah Karani
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Feb 6, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Mjaka
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Jan 24, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Jane Malecela
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Jan 22, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Joyce Aoko
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Jan 20, 2021
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 4, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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John Lissu
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Dec 30, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Ann Awino
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Dec 29, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Kahina
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Dec 14, 2020
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Stephen Amollo
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Dec 7, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Michael Mboya
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Dec 4, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Alice Mrema
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Nov 30, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Betty Kimaro
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Nov 30, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Hashim
Guest
Nov 22, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Halima
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 13, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Joseph Kawawa
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Oct 13, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 6, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
