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Jabir
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Aug 26, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Bakari
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 18, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 12, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 31, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 27, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 7, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 6, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Faiza
Guest
May 4, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Rahma
Guest
May 2, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
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Sumaya
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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John Malisa
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Sumaya
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 9, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Shukuru
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
