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Simon Kiprono
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Feb 2, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Nora Kidata
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Jan 30, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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John Mwangi
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Jan 22, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Nuru
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Andrew Mahiga
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Dec 31, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 30, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 19, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 21, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 18, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 20, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 18, 2021
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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James Kimani
Guest
May 12, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Salima
Guest
May 11, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 4, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 2, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
