Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth? A: A gummy worm! ๐๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the pun between a "gummy worm" (a type of chewy candy) and a worm without teeth. Normally, worms don't have teeth, but in this case, we imagine a worm that's literally made out of gummy candy. It's a whimsical and light-hearted response that combines the concept of a toothless worm with a tasty treat, leaving us with a smile on our faces.
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 2, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 1, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 30, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 22, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Nuru (Guest) on January 21, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 19, 2022
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Arifa (Guest) on January 15, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 6, 2022
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 31, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 20, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 19, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 7, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 5, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 30, 2021
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Shabani (Guest) on November 27, 2021
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Chiku (Guest) on November 27, 2021
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 7, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 1, 2021
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 1, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 24, 2021
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Nyota (Guest) on October 12, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 11, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on October 8, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Maimuna (Guest) on October 5, 2021
๐ Instant mood boost!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 4, 2021
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 29, 2021
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Halimah (Guest) on September 20, 2021
๐ This is a keeper!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 20, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Zainab (Guest) on September 19, 2021
๐ What a joke!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 18, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 14, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Sarafina (Guest) on September 8, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 7, 2021
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 1, 2021
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 29, 2021
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 27, 2021
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 21, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 19, 2021
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Maulid (Guest) on July 22, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 18, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 16, 2021
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 30, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 15, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 13, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 9, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Kazija (Guest) on June 5, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 20, 2021
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 18, 2021
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
James Kimani (Guest) on May 12, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Salima (Guest) on May 11, 2021
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 4, 2021
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 2, 2021
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 18, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Mhina (Guest) on April 10, 2021
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Nchi (Guest) on April 9, 2021
๐ You got me!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 4, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 28, 2021
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 22, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 17, 2021
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 12, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ