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Khalifa
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Sep 7, 2021
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Sep 6, 2021
😄 You got me good!
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Maneno
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Sep 1, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
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Janet Mbithe
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Aug 30, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Aug 2, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Lucy Wangui
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Jul 27, 2021
😅 I needed that!
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Grace Majaliwa
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Jul 21, 2021
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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John Mwangi
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Jul 8, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Bernard Oduor
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May 29, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Anna Mahiga
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May 26, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Issack
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May 7, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Salma
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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David Nyerere
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Stephen Kangethe
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Apr 4, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Margaret Anyango
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Apr 3, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Lydia Mahiga
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Mar 31, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Mar 28, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Alex Nakitare
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Mar 26, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Rehema
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Feb 23, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Christopher Oloo
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Feb 5, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 2, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Nora Lowassa
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Jan 30, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Neema
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Mariam Hassan
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Dec 19, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Robert Okello
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Dec 17, 2020
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Raha
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Nov 30, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Patrick Mutua
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Nov 26, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Nasra
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Nov 6, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Elizabeth Malima
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Oct 25, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Amani
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Oct 21, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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David Nyerere
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Jaffar
Guest
Oct 7, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
