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Margaret Mahiga
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Jan 4, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 23, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
😄 Too good!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Omar
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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James Malima
Guest
Aug 21, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Neema
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 1, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Husna
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 28, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 24, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
May 14, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Alice Mrema
Guest
May 5, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 2, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 1, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Kiza
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
