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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Sofia
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Ndoto
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Aug 3, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 18, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Amina
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Sharifa
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Mwalimu
Guest
May 26, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Sofia
Guest
May 25, 2021
😁 This is gold!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 17, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Mar 13, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Amina
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
