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Dec 27, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
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Maulid
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Dec 25, 2021
π Mood instantly lifted!
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Mwinyi
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Dec 10, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
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Rahma
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Dec 4, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
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Rehema
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Dec 2, 2021
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Dec 1, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Nov 29, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
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Salima
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Nov 26, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
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Lucy Kimotho
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Nov 24, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
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Kheri
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Nov 24, 2021
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
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Zulekha
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Nov 22, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
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Rashid
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Nov 5, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Rose Lowassa
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Oct 24, 2021
π So funny!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
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Joseph Kitine
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Oct 16, 2021
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Sep 21, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
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Mwinyi
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Sep 20, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
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Hekima
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Sep 20, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Athumani
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
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James Kimani
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Sep 10, 2021
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
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Mary Njeri
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Aug 29, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
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Andrew Mchome
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Aug 19, 2021
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
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Janet Wambura
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Jul 27, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
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Ruth Mtangi
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Jul 24, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 18, 2021
π€£ Brilliant joke!
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Anna Malela
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Jul 14, 2021
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
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Issack
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
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Janet Sumari
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Jun 15, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
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Chiku
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Jun 9, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
π Perfect joke!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 28, 2021
π That punchline!
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Arifa
Guest
May 26, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 24, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! π
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Mary Sokoine
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May 23, 2021
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
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Abdillah
Guest
May 7, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 4, 2021
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 3, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
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Kijakazi
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May 2, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π
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Saidi
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
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David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
