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Jackson Makori
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Dec 23, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Charles Mchome
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Dec 2, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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David Sokoine
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Nov 28, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Diana Mallya
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Nov 28, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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James Malima
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Nov 16, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Esther Nyambura
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Nov 15, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Rukia
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Nov 5, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Anna Malela
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Nov 1, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Susan Wangari
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Oct 22, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Alex Nyamweya
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Oct 3, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Ibrahim
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Sep 29, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Samson Mahiga
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Sep 29, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Neema
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Sep 19, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Samuel Were
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Sep 8, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Anna Sumari
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Sep 1, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Anna Malela
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Aug 31, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Jafari
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Aug 26, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Stephen Mushi
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Aug 21, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Miriam Mchome
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Aug 19, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Shukuru
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Aug 18, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Rubea
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Aug 16, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Nancy Komba
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Aug 15, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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James Mduma
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Aug 7, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Nassor
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Jul 24, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Jul 10, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Zuhura
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Jun 26, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Edward Lowassa
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Jun 18, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Mwanahawa
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Jun 17, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 12, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
May 31, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Yusra
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May 31, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
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May 25, 2021
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Shani
Guest
May 18, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 7, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 2, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Jane Muthoni
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Apr 25, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Paul Kamau
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Apr 22, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Chris Okello
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Apr 21, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Apr 9, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Anna Mahiga
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Mar 22, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Rahma
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Mar 21, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Jabir
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Mar 13, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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David Musyoka
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
