What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 21, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

John Kamande (Guest) on November 17, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 11, 2021

😁 This is gold!

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 26, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 22, 2021

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 17, 2021

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Jamila (Guest) on October 11, 2021

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 30, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Ndoto (Guest) on September 23, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 10, 2021

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Maneno (Guest) on September 7, 2021

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Mzee (Guest) on August 27, 2021

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 12, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Kahina (Guest) on July 29, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Rashid (Guest) on July 26, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 25, 2021

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 21, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 10, 2021

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Khatib (Guest) on July 6, 2021

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 6, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 5, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 30, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 24, 2021

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Selemani (Guest) on June 18, 2021

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Asha (Guest) on June 17, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 8, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 7, 2021

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 6, 2021

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 3, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mustafa (Guest) on May 30, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Mgeni (Guest) on May 14, 2021

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 11, 2021

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Wande (Guest) on May 4, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Sultan (Guest) on April 30, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Ahmed (Guest) on April 27, 2021

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

John Malisa (Guest) on April 26, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Salma (Guest) on April 15, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 2, 2021

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Zakia (Guest) on March 15, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

John Kamande (Guest) on March 12, 2021

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 4, 2021

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 27, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 21, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Zubeida (Guest) on February 19, 2021

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 13, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

John Mushi (Guest) on February 7, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 3, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 1, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 30, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Saidi (Guest) on January 20, 2021

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

James Malima (Guest) on December 31, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 25, 2020

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 20, 2020

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Salma (Guest) on December 13, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 10, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 29, 2020

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 26, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Mgeni (Guest) on November 25, 2020

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 6, 2020

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

John Mushi (Guest) on October 28, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅