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Omar
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Aug 14, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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John Malisa
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Aug 4, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Francis Njeru
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Jul 13, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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George Tenga
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Jul 5, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Emily Chepngeno
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Jul 4, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Mercy Atieno
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Jun 30, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Rukia
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Jun 24, 2021
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Zakaria
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Jun 12, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Lucy Wangui
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Jun 11, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Shamsa
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Jun 6, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Warda
Guest
May 16, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Mzee
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May 15, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mary Njeri
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May 14, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Sumaya
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May 8, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Lucy Kimotho
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May 7, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Andrew Mahiga
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May 6, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Anna Mahiga
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May 4, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Michael Mboya
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Apr 23, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Omari
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Apr 1, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Neema
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Mar 22, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Joseph Kitine
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Mar 1, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Grace Minja
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Feb 27, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Maida
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Feb 22, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Salma
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Feb 11, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Sharifa
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Feb 10, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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George Ndungu
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Jan 30, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Sekela
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Lydia Mutheu
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Jan 12, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Josephine Nduta
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Jan 9, 2021
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Mariam Hassan
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Dec 29, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Diana Mumbua
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Dec 24, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Janet Sumari
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Dec 6, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Robert Ndunguru
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Dec 5, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Maneno
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Dec 1, 2020
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Michael Onyango
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Nov 27, 2020
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Mary Njeri
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Nov 21, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Janet Wambura
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Nov 21, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Hashim
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Nov 16, 2020
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Daudi
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Nov 13, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Mariam Hassan
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Nov 10, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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James Malima
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Nov 10, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Peter Mwambui
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Nov 6, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Ramadhan
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Nov 2, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Victor Malima
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Oct 31, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Jackson Makori
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Oct 13, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Rose Amukowa
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Oct 12, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Sofia
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Oct 6, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Jane Malecela
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Sep 29, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Kenneth Murithi
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Sep 17, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Victor Kimario
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Sep 16, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
