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What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short Answer: ๐Ÿ›’ The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’ผ

Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.

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