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Mwinyi
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Dec 29, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Majid
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Nov 11, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 9, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 9, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Mhina
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Victor Malima
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Omar
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 8, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Zulekha
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 17, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 9, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Leila
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 2, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
