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James Kawawa
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Sep 8, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 8, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 3, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Salum
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Zulekha
Guest
May 30, 2021
😄 You got me good!
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Omari
Guest
May 19, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
May 2, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Farida
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Bahati
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mariam
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Hashim
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Nuru
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Wande
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 3, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Sofia
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Furaha
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
