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Edith Cherotich
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Dec 23, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 2, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
😆 That punchline!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 3, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 3, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 3, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Asha
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Leila
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Azima
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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George Mallya
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 28, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 16, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Zakaria
Guest
May 15, 2021
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Chum
Guest
May 11, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 8, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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John Lissu
Guest
May 2, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 24, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 24, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Maida
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Salma
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Shani
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
