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Peter Mwambui
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Sep 14, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Amani
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Masika
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 28, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 21, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
May 20, 2021
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 18, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 18, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
😆 That punchline was epic!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Binti
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Mwafirika
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Issack
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 1, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 17, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Yusra
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Sekela
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
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Khatib
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Asha
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Nahida
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 29, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Zubeida
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 9, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 27, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
