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Grace Mushi
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Aug 10, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Amina
Guest
Aug 8, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 8, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Sofia
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
🤣 This one got me good!
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mazrui
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 13, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
May 12, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 8, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 3, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
May 1, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 1, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
😄 Too good!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Husna
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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David Chacha
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Azima
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Nasra
Guest
Nov 26, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Salma
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Omari
Guest
Nov 22, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Makame
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
