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Ndoto
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Oct 28, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Sofia
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Husna
Guest
Aug 20, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Chum
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 29, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 23, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Juma
Guest
May 17, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 16, 2021
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Kevin Maina
Guest
May 14, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 12, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Salum
Guest
May 9, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Neema
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
