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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day

Life can sometimes feel like an endless rollercoaster of deadlines, responsibilities, and adulting. But fear not, my friends, for there is a magical potion that can brighten even the gloomiest of days: laughter! So, hold on to your funny bones as we dive into a realm of hilarity with these rib-tickling jokes that will keep you laughing all day long. Get ready to crack up!

  1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Oh, those corny scarecrows, always reaping what they sow and leaving us in stitches.

  2. Two muffins were sitting in the oven. One said, "Wow, it's getting hot in here!" The other replied, "Oh my crumbs, a talking muffin!" Who knew baked goods had such a sparkling sense of humor?

  3. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change and became a comedian. Now, I'm rolling in the dough - both figuratively and literally!

  4. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! It seems even in the afterlife, bones have a knack for bone-headed jokes.

  5. What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's "R," but it's the "C" they love! Ahoy, matey, those pirates certainly know how to have a good laugh!

  6. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. As it turns out, she misheard me and thought I said "embrace her miss steaks." Now we're just laughing and grilling up some steaks!

  7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Ah, those tiny particles have quite the sense of humor, don't they? They're always up to something.

  8. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! Sometimes food jokes just noodle their way into our hearts and make us burst out laughing.

  9. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems! Poor math book, always calculating how to make us giggle.

  10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Who knew that chilling creatures could bring such warmth to our humor?

Remember, my friends, laughter is the best medicine for a weary soul. So, keep these jokes in your back pocket, ready to whip out when life throws you lemons. With these hilarious one-liners by your side, you'll be unstoppable in your quest to spread joy and laughter. So, go forth and crack up the world, one joke at a time!

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Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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🤣 Pure genius!
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My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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