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Salum
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Jan 13, 2021
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
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Hekima
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Jan 11, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
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Mjaka
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Dec 24, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
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Victor Kimario
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Dec 17, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Dec 8, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
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Warda
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Dec 7, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
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Ramadhan
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Dec 4, 2020
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Neema
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Nov 25, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Mazrui
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Nov 22, 2020
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Zakia
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Nov 19, 2020
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Nov 19, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Rose Waithera
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Nov 11, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
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Mwagonda
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Nov 5, 2020
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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John Lissu
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Nov 3, 2020
๐ This is gold!
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Majid
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
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Chum
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Sep 20, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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David Chacha
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Sep 16, 2020
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Mashaka
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Sep 13, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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John Lissu
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Sep 3, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
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Michael Onyango
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Sep 2, 2020
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
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Betty Akinyi
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Sep 1, 2020
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
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Amina
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Aug 21, 2020
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
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Victor Sokoine
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Aug 18, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
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Sharifa
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Aug 1, 2020
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
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Mwachumu
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Jul 20, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
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Peter Mugendi
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Jul 18, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Catherine Naliaka
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Jul 10, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
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Anna Mahiga
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Jul 9, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Janet Mwikali
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Jul 3, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
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Margaret Anyango
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Jun 29, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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Mchuma
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Jun 21, 2020
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
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Peter Mwambui
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Jun 21, 2020
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
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Ahmed
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Jun 17, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
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Mwanakhamis
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Jun 12, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
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Mwanaisha
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Jun 10, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
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James Malima
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Jun 4, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Christopher Oloo
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May 30, 2020
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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Josephine Nekesa
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May 17, 2020
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Mary Njeri
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May 13, 2020
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
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James Malima
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May 13, 2020
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
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Michael Mboya
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May 12, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
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Mwanaisha
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May 12, 2020
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Charles Mrope
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May 7, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Monica Nyalandu
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Apr 29, 2020
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
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Rose Lowassa
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Apr 15, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Bernard Oduor
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Apr 12, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
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Mwanaisha
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Apr 5, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
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Joseph Mallya
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Apr 4, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Andrew Mchome
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Apr 4, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
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Rubea
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Apr 3, 2020
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Shabani
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Mar 30, 2020
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
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Joseph Kitine
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Mar 23, 2020
๐ Instant mood boost!
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Mwakisu
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Mar 23, 2020
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
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Habiba
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Mar 15, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
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Kenneth Murithi
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Mar 14, 2020
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
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Mashaka
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Feb 15, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
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Zubeida
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Feb 9, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Betty Akinyi
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Jan 31, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
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Alice Wanjiru
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Jan 19, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
