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Omar
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Dec 30, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Hamida
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Dec 16, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Fatuma
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Dec 13, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Zakaria
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Dec 8, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Nyota
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Dec 6, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Charles Wafula
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Nov 19, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Nov 15, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Athumani
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Nchi
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Omari
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Margaret Mahiga
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Sep 24, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mwagonda
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Sep 18, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Janet Mwikali
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Sep 15, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Nasra
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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Kahina
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Raphael Okoth
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Aug 11, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Azima
Guest
Aug 5, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Majid
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Jul 28, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Selemani
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Jul 16, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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George Mallya
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Jul 14, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Tambwe
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Jul 11, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Stephen Kikwete
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Jul 3, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Agnes Sumaye
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Jun 29, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Mary Kidata
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Jun 22, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Jun 19, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Miriam Mchome
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Jun 5, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Rahma
Guest
May 25, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Jaffar
Guest
May 15, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Khalifa
Guest
May 6, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Rukia
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Apr 30, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Joyce Aoko
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Apr 2, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Daniel Obura
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Mar 27, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Chris Okello
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Mar 25, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Stephen Kangethe
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Mar 22, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Edith Cherotich
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Jan 25, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Yusuf
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Jan 16, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Anna Sumari
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Jan 12, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Masika
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
