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Charles Mrope
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Dec 9, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Anna Malela
Guest
Nov 26, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Makame
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Kijakazi
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Maida
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 6, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Salum
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Neema
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Halima
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Ndoto
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 28, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
May 27, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 25, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 23, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 10, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Faiza
Guest
May 8, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 7, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 6, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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Kassim
Guest
May 3, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Mar 10, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Nuru
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
