Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick! 🌳🚫🔄
Explanation: You see, a boomerang is known for its unique ability to return to the person who threw it. But if it doesn't come back, well, it's just a plain old stick! No fancy aerodynamics or magical powers. Just a simple stick that you can use for other things, like playing fetch with a dog or pretending to be a wizard with a wand. So, next time you encounter a boomerang that refuses to come back, just remember, it's just a stick keeping its distance from the boomerang club! 😄🪓🌪️
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 29, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 26, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Hawa (Guest) on September 25, 2020
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 18, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
George Tenga (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 7, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 2, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 1, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 24, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 17, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 15, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 12, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Chum (Guest) on August 8, 2020
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 23, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 22, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Issack (Guest) on July 16, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Sumaya (Guest) on July 7, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 3, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Hekima (Guest) on June 14, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 7, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Jaffar (Guest) on June 7, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Rahim (Guest) on June 2, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 1, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 31, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Zakia (Guest) on May 20, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Sarafina (Guest) on May 20, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Habiba (Guest) on May 19, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Husna (Guest) on May 18, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 11, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Selemani (Guest) on May 9, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Tabu (Guest) on May 3, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 29, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Azima (Guest) on April 29, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 9, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Jamal (Guest) on April 8, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 2, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 28, 2020
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 23, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 19, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 10, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Furaha (Guest) on March 7, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 6, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 3, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Zainab (Guest) on March 1, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Amina (Guest) on March 1, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 18, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Nahida (Guest) on February 15, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 5, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 4, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 25, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 19, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Amina (Guest) on January 16, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Khadija (Guest) on December 31, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 24, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Leila (Guest) on December 20, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Zubeida (Guest) on December 14, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 11, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 7, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Nuru (Guest) on December 6, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜