Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick! ๐ณ๐ซ๐
Explanation: You see, a boomerang is known for its unique ability to return to the person who threw it. But if it doesn't come back, well, it's just a plain old stick! No fancy aerodynamics or magical powers. Just a simple stick that you can use for other things, like playing fetch with a dog or pretending to be a wizard with a wand. So, next time you encounter a boomerang that refuses to come back, just remember, it's just a stick keeping its distance from the boomerang club! ๐๐ช๐ช๏ธ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 29, 2020
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 26, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Hawa (Guest) on September 25, 2020
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 18, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
George Tenga (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 7, 2020
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 2, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 1, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 24, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 17, 2020
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 15, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 12, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Chum (Guest) on August 8, 2020
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 23, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 22, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Issack (Guest) on July 16, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Sumaya (Guest) on July 7, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 3, 2020
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Hekima (Guest) on June 14, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 7, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Jaffar (Guest) on June 7, 2020
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Rahim (Guest) on June 2, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 1, 2020
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 31, 2020
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Zakia (Guest) on May 20, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Sarafina (Guest) on May 20, 2020
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Habiba (Guest) on May 19, 2020
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Husna (Guest) on May 18, 2020
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 11, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Selemani (Guest) on May 9, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Tabu (Guest) on May 3, 2020
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 29, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Azima (Guest) on April 29, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 9, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Jamal (Guest) on April 8, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 2, 2020
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 28, 2020
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 23, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 19, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 10, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Furaha (Guest) on March 7, 2020
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 6, 2020
๐ Nailed it!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 3, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Zainab (Guest) on March 1, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Amina (Guest) on March 1, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 18, 2020
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Nahida (Guest) on February 15, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 5, 2020
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 4, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 25, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 19, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Amina (Guest) on January 16, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Khadija (Guest) on December 31, 2019
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 24, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Leila (Guest) on December 20, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Zubeida (Guest) on December 14, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 11, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 7, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Nuru (Guest) on December 6, 2019
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐