A bone-appetit special: Spare ribs! ๐๐
Explanation: When a skeleton orders dinner, it would naturally choose spare ribs because, well, it's made of bones! This play on words adds a humorous twist by combining the concept of a skeleton's food preference with the name of a popular dish. The skeleton's order for spare ribs perfectly matches its skeletal anatomy, making it a fun and amusing choice for dinner. The use of the ๐ emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation for the skeleton's preference.
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 14, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Fatuma (Guest) on January 5, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 3, 2021
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Salima (Guest) on January 3, 2021
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Wande (Guest) on December 29, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Tambwe (Guest) on December 24, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 15, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Maimuna (Guest) on December 13, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 6, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 3, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 1, 2020
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 30, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 30, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 16, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 8, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Jafari (Guest) on November 2, 2020
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Nassar (Guest) on October 30, 2020
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 26, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 25, 2020
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 22, 2020
๐ Sharing right away!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 19, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Omar (Guest) on October 18, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 18, 2020
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Mchuma (Guest) on October 16, 2020
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 15, 2020
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Mgeni (Guest) on October 8, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 4, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 18, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Shukuru (Guest) on September 17, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
George Mallya (Guest) on September 14, 2020
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 12, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 9, 2020
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 7, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Muslima (Guest) on September 6, 2020
๐ This is too funny!
Jamila (Guest) on August 28, 2020
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 17, 2020
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 24, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Jabir (Guest) on July 19, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 16, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Abdillah (Guest) on July 6, 2020
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 1, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 30, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 26, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 25, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Khalifa (Guest) on June 20, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 12, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Abdillah (Guest) on June 11, 2020
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 2, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 31, 2020
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Rahma (Guest) on May 28, 2020
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 19, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Majid (Guest) on May 17, 2020
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 16, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 7, 2020
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Salum (Guest) on May 6, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Zuhura (Guest) on May 5, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
James Mduma (Guest) on May 2, 2020
๐ Instant mood boost!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 28, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 25, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Furaha (Guest) on April 24, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค