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Victor Sokoine
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Jan 14, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Fatuma
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Salima
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Wande
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Tambwe
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Maimuna
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Jafari
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Omar
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 9, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Abdillah
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 11, 2020
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
May 31, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Rahma
Guest
May 28, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 19, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Majid
Guest
May 17, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 16, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 7, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Salum
Guest
May 6, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Zuhura
Guest
May 5, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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James Mduma
Guest
May 2, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
